JULZBOY

 
Taken from my multiply account:
julzboy.multiply.com

    Not that we’re desperate for new members, but informal applications simply aren’t our thing. So here’s the deal. Since we’ve been branded as "needy" people, here’s a list of the qualities we’re looking for in a prospective horseman/woman. These are formal requisites. If you don’t have them, your application forms would be void.
(This list isn’t gender sensitive… not like jon, who is ultra sensitive)

1) You must love trash. Be one with trash and you’re half-way in. (yes it’s true, we all took the law and environment elective. Dami-daming basura sa pilipinas, wag niyo nang dagdagan).

2) You must love humor. Not rumors. Mashado na kaming maraming issue. or ka-issue. or issuances. Follow the adage "do not issue what cannot be issued"

3) You must believe in hope. sa pag-asa. hindi sa paasa. Magkaiba yun. Yung una, masarap. yung pangalawa, masaklap. Iba rin yun sa laps. (teka, wag na tayo pumunta dun)

4) You must have gone through heartaches before. yung sa sobrang sakit nang pinagdaanan mo, sumasarap na ang lasa ng pait ng pag-ibig. hahaha. teka (not te-ya), natawa ako sa sinabi  ko.

5) You must know how to love unconditionally. Yung tipong walang suspensive or resolutory conditions attached to it. Iba rin to sa airconditionally.

6) You should know how to make fun of yourself. May kilala ako sanay sa ganyan. Kahit seryoso na sha, pinagtatawanan pa rin. Pangit kasi.

7) Bawal mang-ahas at magpaahas. Di nga, galit kami sa mga taong ganito. Tingnan niyo, galit-galit kami sa isa’t isa.

You have to be goodlooking and intelligent. Obviously, hindi lahat ng members namin nagp-possess ng traits na ito. But since we’re looking for new members, eh di might as well pataasin na natin standards.

9) pang 9 na ito. *sigh*

10) Wag kang boring, parang yung isa sa amin! hahaha Actually masaya naman kami usually kasama. mga basura’t basurero. pangit na tao. malalakas mang insulto. magagaling magkwento. Mabait sa kapwa tao.

Antok na ako.
May exam ako tomorrow.
wow, how conyo.
alas-dos hanggang ala-singko
TAX, hindi civpro.
Teacher  dun, ninong ko.
kabarkada ni papa sito.
para akong lokoloko
di pa ko nag aaral dito
o sha, alis na ako.
Basta tandaan niyo!
Di lahat ng nasabi rito,
ay ganap na totoo.
As usual, nag j joke lang po.

Gdnyt mga katoto.
pakshet, ang baduy nito.
Pero sana, natawa na rin kayo.